Life Is A Road Trip

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Rules of The Road Trip: Salt Lake City Edition (Bourbon House)


Salt Lake City may not be the new Austin, but we did find a nice whiskey bar across the street from my hotel -- the Bourbon House. Rule #71: If you get drunk in Kansas and are let your friend's dad tattoo you, don't complain when your Fleur-de-Lys looks like a turtle.

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Rule #204: If you are a fan of American soccer, don't smile so much.  Your team sucks.  Doubly so for Real Salt Lake fans.

Rule #143:  If you sit within earshot, are a brunette with glasses, do not be surprised when the brown man gets fresh.

Rule #782:  If you're in Salt Lake City on a Saturday, you should probably check out Bourbon House.