Life Is A Road Trip

The Amazing Adventures of a Zoobroker and a Sentiographer

las vegas

Vegas usually annoys the piss out of me ...

bars, girls, nevada, slappedzoobrokerComment

... seriously. It's full of cheeseball douchebag wanna-be brainless fashion victims. It annoys me so much that normally I go windmill tilting and try to annoy it right back, but that has generally ended badly -- like, my-friend-covered-in-a-third-party's-blood badly -- so I thought, okay, this time I'm going to play nice ... .. apparently, I didn't play nice enough ...

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... I really don't get why women take so much pleasure in hurting me, but moving on ... we headed downtown with every intention of shooting some pictures of Fremont, when I saw:

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... it screamed "road trip classic", I just knew that this was my bar ...

... minus the tila tequila wanna-be, pictured below ...

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... great locals joint. Sexy women, cheap tequila, midget twins ... can you really lose? Well, apparently I can ...

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... I guess I offended her by wiping off the copious lipstick ... we did make up after that ...

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.. right before her husband, who was there the whole time, made his appearence ... oops .. I guess "I'm here with my girlfriends" means something else in Vegas.

What Happens In Vegas...

nevadaMatt HillComment

p1010049 ...is sometimes hard to remember. I remember the indescribably delicious steak dinner at nine, complete with beautiful being carnivores, like well-dressed velociraptors.

I believe there was other stuff after that, in fact I am sure, but I decided to combat by hangover with hair of the dog, so it remains fuzzy memories rounded at the edges.