Trust me, really. Justice is only half-blind.

Moonrise Hotel

I mean, this hotel is convenient for the Delmar Loop, but it has a douche factor of 9.5. Especially the roof bar. Avoid other patrons like the swine flu.

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 2

We liked the good folks at Pin-up Bowl so much that we decided to go back after dinner at Blueberry Hill ... I need a cigarette, so I'll keep it quick: the crew was cool, except for the Ginger, who practically laid me out with her not-quite-playful smack ... NOT THE EAR, BITCH! Just kidding, she was cool too. There was definitely some weird hyper sexual thing going on with people getting penetrated by a penis cutout, but hey, we don't judge. Matt had a small crush on the girl in the Hello Kitty t-shirt and a Wizard of Oz tattoo, who did not join us on our way to Memphis.

Blueberry Hill

I'm gonna let these pictures speak for themselves for the most part ... Food Good, Beer Good, Fries Awesome, Cook is Chill, Guy Gets Pie In the Face on his last day of work, I suck at darts, Other guy has way too much time on his hands and is wasting toothpicks.

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 1

Derek, Matt and I found an honest to goodness liquor serving, smoking-indoors bowling alley that's open 'till 3AM. So we did what anyone would. We bowled.

I suck at bowling. After getting my ass handed to me in England a month or so ago, it was time to get schooled by Matt and Derek, who dueled over first and second while I tried to keep my balls out of the gutter.

St Louis Religious Bookends

Religion isn't high on our list of things to check out on the road trip, but when I looked at the map of the Delmar Loop area, I couldn't help but notice that it was bookended by two questionable religious institutions. Oh wait, questionable is redundant. We didn't get pictures of the Jehova's Witness Brainwashing Center place of worship ... but suffice to say we found it noteworthy that the main hipster drag was surrounded by proselytizing weirdness. Oh, and there's a Starbucks.

Are you smarter than a 19 year old Hooter's waitress?

Probably not. We met our pal Derek at a Hooters in the middle of nowhere and we discovered that Andrea basically was not only smoking hot jailbait, but could do definite integrals -- that's calculus -- and new more about biology as well.

Yum.

Sandwiches Around the Eastern US

We just stopped at the Sub Shop in Columbia, MO on our way to St. Louis, and it got me thinking about the various combinations of bread and meat you can get around the US. So I put together a handy visual guide that might help you on your travels. For the record, we had pizza in Wichita.

Sub Shop - Columbia, Missouri

There's not a lot more we can say, except that when you're pulling off the highway for lunch ... always go local. This place totally satisfied ... solid subs, great service. I'd highly recommend the Italian.

Missouri Ranch Names?

Well, we were just wondering how these roads got named. Anyone know for sure?