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Night Shots: Beach Bums, Fireworks, and the Burning Brown Man

We picked up some fireworks on the way through Georgia and thought we’d put them to good use on the beach. Our cab driver (not the one named Yoda — no I’m not kidding) let us know that fireworks + beach = jail, along with suggestions on how to use an M80 to deter [...]

Valley of Fire

Las Vegas sits in the middle of some of the most beautiful terrain this country has to offer.  And most of the millions of fucking tourists never see it.  It’s like they say, “ooh shiny!  oooh tits! ooh buffet!” and while they’re inundated by fake they quickly lose their hold on reality.
I mean, fuck, I [...]

Planning for the end…

We stopped just over the Wyoming border to get some supplies for a little finale…

Don’t worry, it will be artistic (snicker) and not destructive.