Category Archives: missouri

Lambert’s Cafe – Home of the Throwed Rolls

http://www.throwedrolls.com/
I gotta say, we’ve got a nose for the good shit. Only yesterday our noses pointed us to the Sub Shop, and today, we pulled off the highway needing something to nosh on … and we stumbled into Lambert’s Cafe … home of the “throwed rolls” … when we walked in we knew we’d [...]

Trust me, really. Justice is only half-blind.

Moonrise Hotel

I mean, this hotel is convenient for the Delmar Loop, but it has a douche factor of 9.5. Especially the roof bar. Avoid other patrons like the swine flu.

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 2

We liked the good folks at Pin-up Bowl so much that we decided to go back after dinner at Blueberry Hill … I need a cigarette, so I’ll keep it quick: the crew was cool, except for the Ginger, who practically laid me out with her not-quite-playful smack … NOT THE EAR, BITCH! Just [...]

Blueberry Hill

I’m gonna let these pictures speak for themselves for the most part … Food Good, Beer Good, Fries Awesome, Cook is Chill, Guy Gets Pie In the Face on his last day of work, I suck at darts, Other guy has way too much time on his hands and is wasting toothpicks.

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 1

Derek, Matt and I found an honest to goodness liquor serving, smoking-indoors bowling alley that’s open ’till 3AM.
So we did what anyone would. We bowled.
I suck at bowling. After getting my ass handed to me in England a month or so ago, it was time to get schooled by Matt and Derek, who [...]

St Louis Religious Bookends

Religion isn’t high on our list of things to check out on the road trip, but when I looked at the map of the Delmar Loop area, I couldn’t help but notice that it was bookended by two questionable religious institutions. Oh wait, questionable is redundant.
We didn’t get pictures of the [...]

Are you smarter than a 19 year old Hooter’s waitress?

Probably not. We met our pal Derek at a Hooters in the middle of nowhere and we discovered that Andrea basically was not only smoking hot jailbait, but could do definite integrals — that’s calculus — and new more about biology as well.

Yum.

Sub Shop – Columbia, Missouri

There’s not a lot more we can say, except that when you’re pulling off the highway for lunch … always go local. This place totally satisfied … solid subs, great service. I’d highly recommend the Italian.

Missouri Ranch Names?

Well, we were just wondering how these roads got named. Anyone know for sure?