Author Archives: zoobroker

Jun
14
2010

Sometimes We’re Oblivious …

Yeah, we’re visiting the Gulf right as oil comes ashore … but we have an explanation:

… Anyway, we’re headed to Pensacola to survey the damage.

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Jun
14
2010

Night Shots: Beach Bums, Fireworks, and the Burning Brown Man

We picked up some fireworks on the way through Georgia and thought we’d put them to good use on the beach. Our cab driver (not the one named Yoda — no I’m not kidding) let us know that fireworks + beach = jail, along with suggestions on how to use an M80 to deter [...]

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Jun
14
2010

Panama City Pictures, White Trash Omitted

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Jun
13
2010

How you survive a ninety minute wait for BBQ …

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Jun
13
2010

Caitlynn’s Bloody Mary Mix

Ooops, we forgot … last night Caitlynn offered us her super secret Bloody Mary Recipe … here ya go!
4 oz Zing Zany Bloody Mary Mix
1 oz Guinness
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Lemon Juice
2 oz Absolute Peppar or other peppered vodka
Tabasco to taste
1 clue that your boyfriend is cheating on you

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Jun
13
2010

Miami Will Have To Wait

Headed out thinking that Tampa was our most likely destination … but after looking at the map & calendar, we’re rerouting to Panama City to check out the oil spill. And by oil spill I mean the aftermath of a weekend of drunk skanks spilling suntan lotion.
Anyway, here some shots from the road … [...]

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Jun
13
2010

Burn’s Alley, Charleston, SC

You know those vacations that you plan with your friends for weeks … every strip-club restaurant, every cougar haunt museum, every last detail … you’re doing it wrong. Seriously, just stop planning so much.

Well, I do say, Dr. Suess + William Shakespeare FTW.

When this is the sign for the bar you’re walking in, you’ve [...]

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Jun
13
2010

Leaving Charleston …

Seriously, we are not equipped for the heat … and it’s just gonna get worse.

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Jun
11
2010

Liftoff!

Well, after a little drama where my friend’s honeymoon in Bora Bora got cancelled due to a strike in Tahiti and I had to reroute their whole trip to Ixtapa, we’re headed down south. Check in regularly and hopefully we’ll have some gems for you soon…

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Jun
01
2010

30 days on the road …

The trip starts for me tomorrow … and the way it’s scheduled, I’m on the road for 30 days straight.
The official road trip doesn’t start until the 11th … look for updates starting around then …
In the meantime, enjoy this tip of the day:
Things You Can Slice With An Egg Slicer
Eggs
Mushrooms
Strawberries
Pieces of Banana
Boiled Potatoes
Things You [...]

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