Author Archives: zoobroker

Jul
04
2010

Maddy’s for World Cup

Food, okay. World Cup, blah. Waitress’ ass, sort of great. Sorry, didn’t get a picture of that.

Posted in washington dc | Tagged , , | Comments (0)
Jul
04
2010

Neck Straightening Services available…

Not much to say about DC .. we visited a bunch of Dive Bars on night one … nothing spectacular.  If you do have to be anywhere in the vicinity of Adams Morgan, we recommend the Toledo, where booze is cheap and the headlocks fierce.

Posted in washington | Tagged , , | Comments (0)
Jul
04
2010

Hot Brown and Ready to…

I don’t think we got a shot of the hotel’s exterior, but yes, when we went to Louisville, we just HAD to stay at the Brown Hotel. Not just because it has an awesome bourbon bar, but because one of the most important sandwiches in American history was invented there. Yes, it’s the [...]

Posted in kentucky | Tagged , , | Comments (0)
Jun
22
2010

Flying Saucer

After pool it was time to nosh … but my intestines couldn’t handle any more smoked meat. I’m pretty sure I have colon cancer right now.
So … we went with the healthy option of bratwurst.

We sat next to the nicest inter-island couple … Aimee from England (Arsenal fan, booooo) and Barry from [...]

Posted in tennesee | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)
Jun
22
2010

Beale Street Absinthe Room

Beale Street in Memphis is pretty annoying .. total tourist trap. We checked it out for a minute or two before finding a nearly dead pool hall on the second floor. I love pool halls that you can smoke in, but it’s a little strange they didn’t have even one draft beer. [...]

Posted in tennesee | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)
Jun
22
2010

Lambert’s Cafe – Home of the Throwed Rolls

http://www.throwedrolls.com/
I gotta say, we’ve got a nose for the good shit. Only yesterday our noses pointed us to the Sub Shop, and today, we pulled off the highway needing something to nosh on … and we stumbled into Lambert’s Cafe … home of the “throwed rolls” … when we walked in we knew we’d [...]

Posted in missouri | Tagged , | Comments (0)
Jun
21
2010

Moonrise Hotel

I mean, this hotel is convenient for the Delmar Loop, but it has a douche factor of 9.5. Especially the roof bar. Avoid other patrons like the swine flu.

Posted in missouri | Tagged , | Comments (0)
Jun
21
2010

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 2

We liked the good folks at Pin-up Bowl so much that we decided to go back after dinner at Blueberry Hill … I need a cigarette, so I’ll keep it quick: the crew was cool, except for the Ginger, who practically laid me out with her not-quite-playful smack … NOT THE EAR, BITCH! Just [...]

Posted in missouri | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)
Jun
21
2010

Blueberry Hill

I’m gonna let these pictures speak for themselves for the most part … Food Good, Beer Good, Fries Awesome, Cook is Chill, Guy Gets Pie In the Face on his last day of work, I suck at darts, Other guy has way too much time on his hands and is wasting toothpicks.

Posted in missouri | Tagged , | Comments (0)
Jun
21
2010

Pin-Up Bowl, Part 1

Derek, Matt and I found an honest to goodness liquor serving, smoking-indoors bowling alley that’s open ’till 3AM.
So we did what anyone would. We bowled.
I suck at bowling. After getting my ass handed to me in England a month or so ago, it was time to get schooled by Matt and Derek, who [...]

Posted in missouri | Tagged , , | Comments (0)