Life Is A Road Trip

The Amazing Adventures of a Zoobroker and a Sentiographer

whoisthezoobroker
whoisthezoobroker

Zoo Broker spends his charmed life finding exotic animals around the world an brokering the exchange with zoos in major metropolitan areas. He can often be seen at gala charity events and turns down countless invitations from the rich and famous to attend private S&M parties. He prefers the quiet, clean atmosphere of local dive bars and the open road. [zoobroker [at] lifeisaroadtrip.com]

whoisPhauxtog
whoisPhauxtog

Phauxtog has square eyes. He spent years prostrating himself to The Man as a email spammer in order to pursue his true, calling: sentography. Through those trials, he became the most celebrated sentographer in the world (and thusly, has left the world of spam behind). He likes rubicund lemurs and knows all of the two letter words in Scrabble. [phauxtog [at] lifeisaroadtrip.com]